Fiddle-Dee-Dee, Said Scarlett

If you know what I mean. ;)

Home and safe again! I cannot begin to coherently break down the weekend, but here is a bulleted list of things we did. We:

Didn't die on the way.
Drove the dragon.
Checked in and didn't die in the old Otis elevator.
Were terrified by the creepy mole and foxes statue in the room.
I was attacked by a towel
Had the most amazing Italian food at what used to be a brothel.
Wandered Jerome in costume.
Decided we really wanted booze.
Drove to Cottonwood at midnight looking for booze.
drove to Sedona at 1 AM looking for booze.
Found booze.
Returned home with booze.
Drank on the balcony. A lot. Talked about anything and everything.
Realized two of us had drunk a bit too much.
Finally slept at like 5 AM
Went to Tatooine.
Had overpriced snack food.
Acquired candy for Dark Lord Kira.
Drove to Sedona to take pictures.
Bummed around Sedona in all its glory.
Were met by a hippy lady who had to get pictures of us.
Went back to Jerome.
Had appetizers at the Asylum.
Hung out with Jesus, watched him make drinks.
Met Little Red Riding Hood, who proudly showed off the wolf head in her basket. "I got that fucker".
Saw what happens to L after a life of paranoia and crime solving.
Wandered around looking at bars and having people ask to take out picture.
Led a parade.
Got our groove on.
Dressed L up as the glitteriest god of death ever.
AND BOOKED ROOM 32 FOR NEXT YEAR!

A lot more happened, but I don't want to totally confuse you with randomness without pictures.