Fiddle-Dee-Dee, Said Scarlett

Title: I've Always Loved Your Mind
Fandom: FMA
Pairing: Scar/Lust
Word Count: 1,225
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Isobel attempts to surprise Caleb for Valentine's Day. It has unexpected results.

( I've Always Loved Your Mind )

Title: Extracurricular Activities
Rating: R
Pairing: Scar/Lust
Word Count: 1,187
Summary: It's called a 'chemistry lab' for a reason.....

( Extracurricular Activities )

Title: The Awkwardness of Adolescence
Pairing: Scar/Lust
Word Count: 1,989
Rating: R
Summary: A pair of clueless teens attempt heavy petting in a secret attic meeting.

( The Awkwardness of Adolescence )

Title: Watching Henry
Pairing: Henry/Lust
Word Count: 521
Rating: PGish
Summary: Lust finds herself watching Henry. Often. And Thinking.

( Watching Henry )

Title: Tales From the Mojave: The Sordid Spring
Pairing: Scar/Lust
Word Count: 1,508
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Scar and Lust find a hot spring, but it takes a backseat to Lust's leather pants.

( Tales From the Mojave: The Sordid Spring )

I think mnschoen has been psychically pouring brain juice into me while I sleep. This is the only explanation I can think of for me to write two sizable fics in as many days, after so very long having no inspiration! I can't even blame it on the 'oooh, shiny new fandom!' thing here!

And for the two people here who read this fandom: Gunslinger Born covers the meat of Wizard and Glass, The Long Road Home and most of Treachery are fill-in info not from the novels, but the very last thing that happens in Treachery is also in Wizard and Glass. Which is why the spoiler warnings are bizarre and need quantifying. Because one of you is reading the novels and one of you is reading the comics but YOU CAN BOTH ENJOY!

Anyway....

Title: From Whatever Lamp
Fandom: The Dark Tower: Wizard and Glass
Word Count: 3694
Rating: R, language
Pairing: Cuthbert/Alain
Spoilers: W&G, Marvel run through Treachery (husband_brother if you read ALL of Treachery you're safe to read this. ONLY IF YOU READ ALL OF IT AS THIS HAS MASSIVE SPOILER FOR THE LAST PANEL!)
Summary: Even as New Canaan falls around them, even as he loses his own faith in the gods he was raised to revere and serve, Cuthbert refuses to believe there is any darkness so great it could rob the world entirely of light.

( From Whatever Lamp )

LOOK I CAN STILL DO THE WRITING THING!

Kind of. I haven't written FMA in a long time, so...apologies if I am rusty! Also, this so did not come out how I planned.

Title: Private Showing
Fandom: FMA (original anime)
Pairing: Roy/Hughes
Rating: R
Content: Masturbation, voyeurism
Summary: Hughes watches Roy sleep...with rather particular definitions of 'watch' and 'sleep'.

( Private Showing )

Title: The Second Greatest Gift of All
Fandom: Venture Bros
Pairing: Brock/Molotov
Rating: R
Warnings: Frottage
Word Count: 1,067
Summary: On a stakeout that lasts through Christmas, Brock gets the closest thing to what he really wants.

( The Second Greatest Gift of All )

I think I'll just assume that I didn't surprise anyone on my Flist save for talia_speaks. Or I'll knock off the memes, since this is the fourth or fifth one I've posted with next to no results. ;)

When the hell did I get so boring? Somehow, when I lived in the middle of nowhere and did nothing, I was more interesting than I am now. Mark that one up in the old irony column. And no, I'm not being whiny and emo over this, and I honestly don't care if people do memes I post. I just find it interesting. But I've always been interested in things like 'what makes an LJ entry eye-catching' and things like that. It's all about the writing, baby.

I'm just in a particularly strange mood this morning. I'm going to blame everything on hormones and let that be that.

My mother called me last night because she'd lost one of our traditional family recipes. Luckily I had it mostly memorized, and the internet was able to help me fill in a few gaps by looking up similar recipes. No Thanksgiving crisis yet.

I think I've wandered away from NaNo. This doesn't mean I'm going to abandon the fic, but I think trying to race to finish it in time will leave me stressed and worried and freaked out and massively disappointed if I don't manage it. So I'd rather save my sanity. Plus, both RPs have been massively distracting lately. ;) And I have another project in the works, and today I just want to write a lot of pr0n. So I think I'm just going to write a lot of pr0n today.

Maybe I'll do that shuffle meme, and write five pieces based on whatever songs come up, or something.

(Speaking of...I need more music!)