Fiddle-Dee-Dee, Said Scarlett

Title: Harvest Night
Pairing: Scar/Lust
Word Count: 3,133
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Leynaverse. Scar and Lust spend a traditional autumn harvest in rural England.

( Harvest Night )

A little domestic slice of life ficlet, Leynaverse AU. Scar and Lust with their first baby.

( Scenes From Two AM )

Title: Tales From the Mojave: The Sordid Spring
Pairing: Scar/Lust
Word Count: 1,508
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Scar and Lust find a hot spring, but it takes a backseat to Lust's leather pants.

( Tales From the Mojave: The Sordid Spring )

I woke up this morning thinking about fandoms. Specifically, that meme that did 'your fandoms as lovers/exes'. I couldn't remember what the different lists were, but I sort of did it myself. Now that I'm pretty settled as far as fandoms go, anyway. Because it's just so true! And it's nearing the end of the year, so it's about time for a review of this sort.

Obviously, at the moment, my Main Squeeze is Venture Bros. I'm wrapped in a steamy, torrid affair that doesn't seem likely to end anytime soon. We're in it for a while, me and the Ventures. ;) It wasn't exactly love at first sight - I was intrigued, but needed to be won over. We flirted for a season, a season and a half. And then, somewhere in the middle of season two, we just clicked. Maybe it was the strung out, drug addicted middle aged Johnny Quest. Maybe it was re-casting the Scooby Doo gang as a group of sociopathic wandering serial killers. Maybe it was Dr. Girlfriend flawlessly recreating some of Aeon Flux's most famous moves, I don't know. But it was Love.

Of course, I am still carrying on an affair with Silent Hill. Silent Hill is kind of like that SO you're hesitant to show off to new friends or family, because it can be a little weird and scary. A little dangerous, pushes your limits a little, but underneath it's a lot of fun and love and laughs. Maybe you seem like a weird couple to outsiders, but those on the In understand completely. It's not all tentacle rape porn and guro! Really!

HBC is, and forever will be, my steady mistress in Europe. ;) We've gone the distance and proved it's For Real. But such a tiny and often mocked fandom? It remains only in my LJ. There's no where I could take it in public!

Death Note was a flash in the pan romance that I should have realized was bad for me right from the start. It was painful and full of fights and for all that there were one or two things that I did really love, overall, there just wasn't anything there for me. We still keep in casual contact, and every now and then I'll muster up some effort to keep the connection alive, but it soured early and it soured badly. I just hung around because everyone was so used to us together.

Ouran was the popular guy that I went on a few dates with, had a couple of drunken one night stands with, and then parted with on friendly terms. There is little interest to revisit, but I've got nothing but fond memories.

FMA. Oh, FMA. No matter where I roam, no matter what shiny new fandom I woo and court, it will always be you I come home to in the end. It's always you I think of when caught letting my mind wander. It's always you, will always be you. Everything about you makes me tremble and shiver. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're complex, you make me laugh and cry and keep me on the edge of my seat...even when I know your story already, it doesn't matter. I can watch again and again and again.

Just you wait, baby. I'll be back again. I always am. ;)

Title: A Memory Of Potential
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Hughes
Rating: PG-13
Written For: burningvigor!
Spoilers: N/A
Summary: Hughes was too young to be thinking an old man's thoughts. But when the cold came creeping in colder than the year before, the mind tended to wander....

( A Memory of Potential )

THE OTHER FIC I SAID I WOULD FINISH YESTERDAY! Also, go read the comment fic t3h_toby_chan wrote me for this same pairing, it is amazing.


Title: Blood and Justice
Fandom: FMA/Death Note
Pairing: Misora Naomi/Scar
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,318
Spoilers: For episode 8 of the Death Note anime
Warnings: Angry motorcycle sex!
Summary: There was no Kira in this world, but there were murderers and rapists who went unpunished; and in her eyes, they were all Kira.

( Blood and Justice )

Just a little flash fic. Pure PWP. I'm slipping back into my routine, thanks to a good long talk with chocomimi that put me in a much better mood about all the shit going on right now.

And you know, Bleach makes everything better. I'm developing pairing preferences and I get the impression they're random and bizarre ones. Oh well!

Title: Pleasure and Pain
Fandom: FMA
Pairing: Scar/Lust
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: N/A
Summary: Scar was rough, but Lust didn't care.

( Pleasure and Pain )

I was going back and locking a bunch of my fic over the last few days, and I realized my porn used to be a lot more porny. Maybe it's because it was all from the POV of horny, British teenage boys. And, you know, Tonks. Who I wrote as having the libido of a horny teenage boy.

Anyway! We kick off the smutfest with some light Winry/Sheska. Just a tame little bit of yuri to get things started. And you know, I realized as I was writing this that I have no freaking idea how old Winry and Sheska are. I'd take a stab and say maybe 19, but seriously, I have no clue.

ANYWAY! Let the smutting commence!

Title: Bedroom Improvements
Fandom: FMA
Pairing: Winry/Sheska
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 904
Spoilers: N/A
Summary: Sheska was sweet and quiet and shy and soft - everything Winry wasn't. And Winry couldn't keep her hands off the other girl.

( Bedroom Improvements )

(This totally could never have been written without nijawial sparking the idea.)


Title: Moments Out of the Ordinary
Author/Artist: theladyfeylene
Pairing: Jean Havoc/Winry Rockbell
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Theme: Number 9, dash
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making any money.
Word Count: 1,501
Author's Note: Written for 30_kisses
Summary: Men never cleaned, and never threw anything out. But what Winry found in Jean's closet when she finally got around to spring cleaning shocked and offended her....

( Moments Out of the Ordinary )

Title: Possession
Author: theladyfeylene
Genre: PWP
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Dante/Scar
Spoilers: Full Series
Word Count: 1,266
Summary: The scarred man didn't realize it, but he belonged to her. She had shaped him, after all.

( Possession )