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Birthday Fic: Real Elves Suck
Jun. 12th, 2009 01:10 pmSo, this is a very, very special birthday fic for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nijawial. :D See, we have all these little jokes and crack ideas that we come up with, and a few have been requested as fics. This is one such request.
And oddly, about 80% of them involve South Park.
So Nija, this is for you. :D I hope you enjoy!
Title: Real Elves Suck
Fandoms: Halfblood Chronicles/South Park (yes, you read that right. :D)
Word Count: 2744
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Potty mouths, but not nearly as bad as you find on the actual show.
Author's Note: Kenny's dialogue in this fic is exactly like his on the show. He's actually saying real things, but they were run through an English-to-Kenny online translator. :D
Summary: If Kyle had learned one thing and one thing only, it was that Cartman's plans never worked out. Even when they did.
( Real Elves Suck )
nijawial. :D See, we have all these little jokes and crack ideas that we come up with, and a few have been requested as fics. This is one such request. And oddly, about 80% of them involve South Park.
So Nija, this is for you. :D I hope you enjoy!
Title: Real Elves Suck
Fandoms: Halfblood Chronicles/South Park (yes, you read that right. :D)
Word Count: 2744
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Potty mouths, but not nearly as bad as you find on the actual show.
Author's Note: Kenny's dialogue in this fic is exactly like his on the show. He's actually saying real things, but they were run through an English-to-Kenny online translator. :D
Summary: If Kyle had learned one thing and one thing only, it was that Cartman's plans never worked out. Even when they did.
( Real Elves Suck )
