Celebrate Good Times, Come On!

First things first:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, nijawial! I'm working on a super special something for you. :D

And now because I'm a sheep:

❝who do you ship me with?❞

I'm feeling a hell of a lot better today. :D

I had the weirdest dreams last night. I was at this big house part with attilatehbun and she was dating the guy she went to prom with. Apparently they were terribly serious, they had some sort of animal preserve together and they raised mythical snakes. But somehow I ended up running away with him to the snow covered mountains, to live in a tent and make wooden jewelery to sell to the reclusive natives.

Birthday Fic: Real Elves Suck

So, this is a very, very special birthday fic for nijawial. :D See, we have all these little jokes and crack ideas that we come up with, and a few have been requested as fics. This is one such request.

And oddly, about 80% of them involve South Park.

So Nija, this is for you. :D I hope you enjoy!

Title: Real Elves Suck
Fandoms: Halfblood Chronicles/South Park (yes, you read that right. :D)
Word Count: 2744
Rating: R for language

Warnings: Potty mouths, but not nearly as bad as you find on the actual show.

Author's Note: Kenny's dialogue in this fic is exactly like his on the show. He's actually saying real things, but they were run through an English-to-Kenny online translator. :D

Summary: If Kyle had learned one thing and one thing only, it was that Cartman's plans never worked out. Even when they did.

( Real Elves Suck )