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I almost did the Question of the Day thing today, but then I realize that the things I am skeptical of are so ridiculously bizarre and whacky sounding to people who exist in accepted reality that most people wouldn't even have to say 'I am skeptical about this'. So...

One of these days, I am going to write Faye's Definitive Guide to Ass Weasels.

Because otherwise I spend at least two hours a week attempting to explain Ass Weasels to someone.


...when did these stupid things become such an integral part of my existence?