Mctabby's Meme!

I, Fey, do solemnly swear that my favorite HP character is Peter Pettigrew and my least favorite character is Uncle Vernon. The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here's how a Peter Pettigrew/Uncle Vernon shag might happen (though I sincerely hope it never does, and if it does, I just don't want to know).

( Cut To Preserve Sanity )