Mctabby's Meme!

[said_scarlett]

I, Fey, do solemnly swear that my favorite HP character is Peter Pettigrew and my least favorite character is Uncle Vernon. The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here's how a Peter Pettigrew/Uncle Vernon shag might happen (though I sincerely hope it never does, and if it does, I just don't want to know).




Necessary plot device or deus ex machina:In an attempt to get to Harry, Voldemort turns Peter into a woman and sends him to apply as the Dursley’s housekeeper. For some reason, this works.
Who makes the first move: Vernon. Petunia won’t sleep with him anymore and he’s hot for the mousy little housekeeper, and won’t take no for an answer.
Positions and/or kinks: From behind over the counter, dubious consent, gender-switching.
Afterglow: Peter cries and feels violated, Vernon smokes a cigar and tips him/her.
Would I actually read or write this? No way in hell. And I don’t imagine anyone would.

Comments

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Ha! I love the set up, though. You win the whacked out premise prize, I reckon :D

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, cracked out plot devices! :-D

[balfrog.livejournal.com]

I can't believe how you guys are making this "ew, no way" scenario so disturbingly hot.
is it really no way in hell? please please?

just so filthy and hot. (o right, I said that already)

hahaha

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

I mainly wouldn't write it because I've pretty much stopped writing smut, and this would have hefty smut in it. And I love Peter far too much to put him through being groped and assaulted by Vernon. But if anyone else wants to write it, they are welcome to.

[aigooism.livejournal.com]

Dude, these memes are just so funny to read!

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Aren't they? I've been loving the ones that come across my Flist!

[pervert-bitch.livejournal.com]

I may read that...
*hides*

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

I'm sort of amazed at how many people actually would. It's an interesting premise, definitely.

[demeter918.livejournal.com]

*chokes* I WOULD!

Or, er, sort of. XD