Remus and Severus

I've realized that a lot of my Severus/Remus fics have fallen through the cracks. I *have* been writing them often recently, just not posting them widespread. So I compiled them all here!

Knife's Edge: http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=3529&PHPSESSID=2953a598c25871971fd853438ff73133

A Game of Wolves: http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=3576

Wish You Were Here: http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=5439

Of Dogs and Pawns: http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=4595

End of All Hope: http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=7673

The Sweetest Thing: http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=9490

The Longest Journey: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1232634

All That Will Ever Be: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1381782

Words: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1347715

Someday Out of the Blue: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1205457

A Personal Affair: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1205506

Two For Tragedy: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1301288

Valentines Day Surprise: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1225119

Truth, Beauty, Freedom, Love: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1205519

Some are dark, some are fluffy, some are deep. It's my favorite pairing, always has been. Twas my first ship, and the only one I sail steadfastedly.

Severus and Remus Forever!

A Short Pointless Fic

Tara and I made a fic! No, not really, but I found this humerous. I'm working on a challange entry for Mortal Moon, challange number 54. "A virgin, at your age?! That's right. Harry's never had the birds and bees discussion, and feeling horribly left out and confused, he turns to Remus for an explanation. How hard could it be, right? Well a hell of a lot harder when explaining leads to demonstration, and the vision's enough to drive anyone mad."

This was our version of how it would go:

Remus: Well....er....you see..when two people...er...love each other. Or, well, feel very close you see, emotionally...they sometimes...they....want to express that.....and....

Harry: *stares blankley*


Remus: fuck it. Take off your pants.


And there you have it. :-)

More Remus and Severus (with secondaries thrown in for fun!)

So, I'm trying another Remus/Severus fic. Or Severus/Remus...not sure yet. There needs to be more and more and more and more! MWAHAHAHAHAH!

My pain medication makes me a bit wonky. Can't handle the challange fic at the moment, it would be completely insane. My Remus/Severus is a bit insane. One of Severus' friends (Evan, surprise surprise) decides to set him up. With Remus. Of course, Evan's a sneaky little bastard and goes about it the horribly wrong way. Add in Ian Wilkes and Regulus Black, and beleive me it's total mayhem. Or will be. When I finish it. On about page 5 now. So much for writers block.

Mmmmm....Severus/Remus smut. Severus and Remus doing it in a bathtub. Beleive me, it's a nice image. Very, very nice image. And there's honey. And...and hot water.

I'm having a RemusxSeverus overload here. But really, they're awesome together.

Not a clue if I can do the Moody fic. The barest hints of an idea are there. It would help if I had a major attachment to one of the characters, really. But I don't. I think Moody's cool and all, but...yeah. Maybe a Moody/Kingsley! They'e both Aurors, and Kingsley is super hot. Trust me, he is!

Kingsley rocks. He's all calm and cool and collected. Easy going, easy to get to know, and *loves* the fellas. And he has an earring. And he's bald! He's bald people, and he loves it. He waxes his head, I swear he does...

HA! HA AND HA! I ROCK!

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To which Tara replied: F*** YOU!

OOC=Bad

I love fan fiction. I have fan fiction that is full of rampant OCness. Especially when it *says* it's perfectly fitting with canon. And then...then....

Snape would not marry Hermione. He finds her grating and annoying. No would she try to seduce him. She finds him greasy and mean.

Harry would not run crying to his aunt and uncle about how horrid his life is. He hates them, and he deals with his emotions rather well.

Voldemort is *not* really the front man for some even *more* evil overlord. Voldemort is it folks...

Draco is *not* part Veela. No one save for his cronies worship him.


Lucius, Severus, Draco and Harry would not all be fighting over the same woman. I cannot see them having the same taste at all.

Remus would not sleep with Ginny, she is much to young for him. He would especially not sleep with her when she was a student.

Dumbeldore has not been molesting Harry since he came to Hogwarts. I really think we'd know about that by now....

Men just don't get pregnant. My biggest pet peeve ever, really.

Hermione would not get invited to an American High School prom. WHo would invite her?

Hermione would not rape Draco to get back at Snape.

Draco will never fall in love with Ginny. She's a poor, muggle loving freak. Draco would rather use her head as a quaffle then date her.

Hogwarts does *not* accept transfer students! In five years, never has it been mentioned. It doesn't happen, people...


It hurts me to go on. All of these are real fics I have found within the last 24 hours. Dear gods of fiction, save us all....

Worst Typo Ever

"What's wrong?" Ron asked, shiting himself to put his arms around her properly.