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said_scarlett) wrote2003-08-24 06:24 pm
said_scarlett) wrote2003-08-24 06:24 pm
OOC=Bad
I love fan fiction. I have fan fiction that is full of rampant OCness. Especially when it *says* it's perfectly fitting with canon. And then...then....
Snape would not marry Hermione. He finds her grating and annoying. No would she try to seduce him. She finds him greasy and mean.
Harry would not run crying to his aunt and uncle about how horrid his life is. He hates them, and he deals with his emotions rather well.
Voldemort is *not* really the front man for some even *more* evil overlord. Voldemort is it folks...
Draco is *not* part Veela. No one save for his cronies worship him.
Lucius, Severus, Draco and Harry would not all be fighting over the same woman. I cannot see them having the same taste at all.
Remus would not sleep with Ginny, she is much to young for him. He would especially not sleep with her when she was a student.
Dumbeldore has not been molesting Harry since he came to Hogwarts. I really think we'd know about that by now....
Men just don't get pregnant. My biggest pet peeve ever, really.
Hermione would not get invited to an American High School prom. WHo would invite her?
Hermione would not rape Draco to get back at Snape.
Draco will never fall in love with Ginny. She's a poor, muggle loving freak. Draco would rather use her head as a quaffle then date her.
Hogwarts does *not* accept transfer students! In five years, never has it been mentioned. It doesn't happen, people...
It hurts me to go on. All of these are real fics I have found within the last 24 hours. Dear gods of fiction, save us all....
Snape would not marry Hermione. He finds her grating and annoying. No would she try to seduce him. She finds him greasy and mean.
Harry would not run crying to his aunt and uncle about how horrid his life is. He hates them, and he deals with his emotions rather well.
Voldemort is *not* really the front man for some even *more* evil overlord. Voldemort is it folks...
Draco is *not* part Veela. No one save for his cronies worship him.
Lucius, Severus, Draco and Harry would not all be fighting over the same woman. I cannot see them having the same taste at all.
Remus would not sleep with Ginny, she is much to young for him. He would especially not sleep with her when she was a student.
Dumbeldore has not been molesting Harry since he came to Hogwarts. I really think we'd know about that by now....
Men just don't get pregnant. My biggest pet peeve ever, really.
Hermione would not get invited to an American High School prom. WHo would invite her?
Hermione would not rape Draco to get back at Snape.
Draco will never fall in love with Ginny. She's a poor, muggle loving freak. Draco would rather use her head as a quaffle then date her.
Hogwarts does *not* accept transfer students! In five years, never has it been mentioned. It doesn't happen, people...
It hurts me to go on. All of these are real fics I have found within the last 24 hours. Dear gods of fiction, save us all....