Don't Be a Barn Door Man....

Hee! Thank you for the cookies and milk, lady_angelina! :D

Man, is it really Monday? For some reason, it doesn't feel like it.

I blame husband_brother that I had dreams where Link was chasing me all over some city, trying to catch me doing something illegal. Especially behind dumpsters. I'm only sad that I was not actually a wannabe rapper/tyrannical McDonald's Manager.

Also, I can't believe it took this long for me to have a nightmare about the mommy doll.

I've seen a few fic memes floating around, and since I've been writing...eh, figured I'd do the 'post experts of what you're working on!' one. Since I don't actually have 20 fics to post first lines from. I have 11.

( Whee, Out Of Context Fic Snippets! )

Okay, I actually had 8, since I apparently completely forgot I did start the sheep fic! Baaaa!

Fic: Three Bags Full

Okay. This fic...started off as the smallest little joke, due to husband_brother getting the wrong impression when I said something. Originally it was about a goat, but somewhere it changed to sheep. I'm pretty sure the AC/DC parody Bob Rivers did had something to do with it. It's pure humorous crack.

colortheory gave me the title. Completely blind, I might add! Anyway...look, it's a wild Faye fic!



Title: Three Bags Full
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1408
Fandom: Lost Odyssey
Warnings: Some vulgar language and insinuations
Spoilers: Through Tosca
Summary: It was all just a big misunderstanding, really. Nothing inappropriate had been going on at all! But Jansen still found himself banished to the barn, despite his drunken attempts at explanation....

( Three Bags Full )