Silent Hill Kink Meme Fics

I think it's been long enough to re-post, under my own name, what I wrote for the Silent Hill Kink Meme. :D And I wasn't able to write any pr0n yesterday, with my uncle about. Here's some Silent Hill pr0n! We've got sweet and sexy, disturbing and horrific, and... whacky pairing-tastic. :D

Title: Angel in a Centerfold
Pairing: Henry/Eileen
Kink: Photography
Warnings: None really, this is pretty tame
Rating: R/NC-17
Summary: Henry and Eileen have a very special sort of photoshoot.

( Angel In a Centerfold )

Title: Sacrifice of Flesh
Pairing: Pyramid Head/Maria
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um, a lot? Non-con, gore, violence, guro, snuff, tentacle-rape. It's Pyramid Head.
Summary: Maria existed for punishment and punishment alone - her own, as well as James'.

( Sacrifice of Flesh )

Title: On The Job
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Pairing: Frank Sunderland/Cynthia
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Prostitution?
Summary: The escort gig wasn't a bad one, and some clients could be...surprising.

( On The Job )

DN_contest Fic, Naomi/Soichiro, NC-17

This week's theme at dn_contest is Crack Pairings. Yeah, I had to get in on this. I'm not queen of crack pairings for nothing! ;) I refuse to acknowledge Naomi/L as a crack-pairing, because there is oodles of justification for it in Another Note, otherwise I would have written Naomi/L pr0n.

Title: A Mind of Her Own
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Naomi Misora/Soichiro Yagami, Naomi/hand
Warnings: Self-pleasure?
Word Count: 2078
Summary: Eighteen year old Naomi only brought boxed lunches to the NPA headquarters in hopes of overhearing discussions about cases. She didn't expect to develop a crush on the older, very much married, Officer Yagami....

(A Mind of her Own)

Honey Put On That Party Dress.....(RL and RP Post)

Okay, actual update time!

Holy fuck. It's 2:30, and I'm exhausted. Like ready to fall asleep exhausted. I think I did doze off watching a movie I've seen a dozen times, actually. I haven't even finished unpacking, I have no clean clothes to the point where I'm wearing my autographed Twisp and Catsby (PA) shirt because it's the only thing clean. That isn't a giant sweater, but it's 85 degrees.

My uncle went home this morning. He didn't even say goodbye last night, to me at least, he just left before I was awake. Classy. But he did take us out to dinner last night, and it was...really good. The food was delicious, and finally! A mexican restaurant that understand when I say 'just cheese and sauce' I mean 'just cheese and sauce'. I don't mean 'just cheese and sauce and the onions, tomatoes and peppers that are also in the dish but not listed on the menu'. I had these amazingly yummy little chicken taco things, on the most delicious tortillas I've ever had. And delicious refried beans, and Spanish rice, and since it was my uncle's dime, I ordered dessert. I don't even particularly like cheesecake that much, but it was the most expensive dessert on the menu so I went for it. I ate the delicious strawberry topping, and my dad ate the actual cheesecake. I also had a bite of my mother's flan, and it was to die for. We ended up buying a bottle of their homemade salsa, too, because it was that delicious.

For those of you who have not heard the stories of my uncle, there is a reason that we order the expensive food when he pays. He's very wealthy, and shares his wealth liberally with random waitresses - including buying one of his regular waitresses a bracelet that cost $1,500, just because he thought she'd like it, not even for her birthday or Christmas - but never gives us any money, even when we're struggling to get by. He also uses my parent's house as a hotel, eats their food, uses their gas, water, electricity, etc and just assumes that whatever we have is his as well. And never says thank you.

I have a lasagna in the oven, and I need to do laundry. The washing machine is finally free, but I feel like I've melted into the couch and can't get up.

In RP news, jumped back into damned since NS has started. Tamaki's got the clinic going, Eileen is still trying to grasp what's going on, Lust will be burying her sorrow in killing things and clinging to Gluttony, and I believe Valyn and co are going after files tonight!

Am still enjoying CU, it's a great break from damned. Not that I'm saying I need a break, just...something lighter. Not so much doom and angst and massive, massive thinking. I've only got two characters, and they're easy and it's a more open scenario. It's a good balance. And oh, the web of lies and manipulation! If Dante weren't already kind of in hell, I'd say she was so going to hell. She's screwed if any other FMA characters show up, though. It'd be hard to play the poor, grieving, bereft mother/widow/whatever with people spilling her real story.

Henry is still bumbling along, getting used to being a social creature, and trying to untangle his overly-complex feelings about Eileen. I kind of want to shake him and yell 'you like her, you idiot, that's all there is too it!'. But it's Henry, and he overthinks things. He's also dealing with the OMG!PANIC! of Walter showing up. He still needs to sit down and have his chat with Alessa, too. He is a busy, busy boy!

ReWritten folks - chaneystarr, ranchangrnl, chocomimi! I think there's only...um...well, I've only got two threads planned for pre-fete. One with Valyn and Lorryn, one with Rena and Keman? I don't know if there are any other threads planned, but.... When chocomimi's back and settled in, shall we move on over there?