Millenium Hand and Shrimp

I'm not exactly used to gray days here in Arizona. Not days that start gray and continue on, raining and drizzling and generally being crappy. Today is one of those days. You can't even see the mountains for the fog and the clouds, and everything is wet and damp. Needless to say, my joints are screaming at me. I should probably have soup today, but I've been re-reading The Fifth Elephant, and it's gotten me craving sausage. So I made a sausage and cheese calzone.

Speaking of: I have a copy of Nanny Ogg's cookbook. It's full of such recipes as Sausages Inna Bun, Clootie Dumplings, Jelly Wobblers, Meat Pie Floaters and other Discworld favorites. I'd like to actually start making some of these. If they come out any good, would my fellow Discworld fans be interested in the recipes?

There shall be an RO story posted later today!

All That Glitters - Dante/Lust - R

Title: All That Glitters
Author: theladyfeylene
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Dante/Lust
Rating: R
Prompt: 003, Shiny
Word Count: 1048
Spoilers: Full Series Spoilers
Summary: Glass often shined more brightly than diamond - glass was worth less and needed its glitter to catch the eye.



(All That Glitters)

RO Fic!

Another entry from Feylene the Archer's journal! Enjoy!


( From the Journal of Feylene, Archer of Payon: )

Very AU FMA Fic (filtered)

Okay, this fic takes some explaining. Some of you may remember that a while ago, I had a dream with a handful of the cast of FMA as pirates. And that lacidiana and I took this idea and ran with it. And are still running. And are massing info from other friends of ours, and this is essentially turning into a big weird thing.

Out of that bizarre AU idea, this AU fic was born. Yes, this is an AU fan fic for an AU that technically doesn't exist yet. The basic things you need to know for this are: State Alchemists are naval officers, Ishbal was an island, and Hughes had a nasty 'accident' with being forced to walk the plank.

Anyway, this idea grabbed me, and as it does not belong at all in the actual AU, I just wrote it for the hell of it.

If you're still with me, awesome!

Title: Drifting On Empty Seas
Fandom: FMA (Pirate AU)
Pairing: Scar/Maes
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Um. For the Pirate AU, possibly.
Word Count: 2,291
Warnings: Frottage
Summary: Maes liked it when the nights were calm and the ocean was smooth as glass; it was peaceful. And sometimes Scar would join him on the deck and talk of ports he'd seen - both with Maes and alone. But even when speaking on pleasant things, there was something in the Ishbalan man's eyes that Maes could never read...

( Drifting On Empty Seas )