A Noun is Not a Scenario.... (Highlander Ficlet)

The danger of turning to your housemate and saying 'give me a pairing and a scenario' is that you get some pretty hard-to-work-with things. For instance: Duncan/Tessa and 'open manholes'. And because I never back down from a challenge, I present to you:

( The Things You Do For Love )

PS: Please forgive me if this suddenly stops making since around the middle. And GIP.