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Is it bad that I've been attacked by Voldemort/Peter smut bunnies? I blame dalhessian's extremely sensual Voldemort for all of my Voldemort!smut ideas. And there have been a lot of them lately.

And holy fuck, I was joking around with rivendellrose and just got bitten by the strangest most brilliant Snape!plotbunny in the world. (Trust us, it's brilliant.)

*Wonders how the hell she can work secret semi-historical true heritage into a fic*

I'd very much like to get my Sirius/Bill fic finished tonight. For the love of all that's holy, it's just sex. It shouldn't be taking me this hard to write. I wrote nine PWPs in two days before, I can manage one in a few hours. I just need to focus.

And by focus I obviously mean: let's think about what HP characters would have as pets, discuss Severus Snape's heritage with rivendellrose, and goof off on the ADV OOC board with zinjadu. *headdesk*

And let's not forget make icons. I'm rather all over the map today.

And there's a canon couples challenge out on hp_rarepairs. Rodolphus/Bellatrix is calling my name.

Ah yes, and you'll notice a lack of drabbles this week. The theme is 'Rocky Horror' and despite my near rabid obsession with that movie, I just can't incorporate it into drabbles. Though if anyone would like to offer up another theme for me to pump out five drabbles for....

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You know....

I really hate hypocrites.

Don't agree with someone and claim you don't agree with something when you've done the exact same thing they're complaining about and don't agree with. It's in really, really poor taste.

Drabbletastic

These are mainly for lennaofmidearth. They're all inspired (except one) by our trip. Sad Bear is this morbidly depressed looking stuffed Christmas bear Lenna bought at Seaworld. When we were sitting on our balcony the first night, some guys were headed to the elevator. One of them, running to catch up with the others, let out the lamentation 'oh my god! It's running down my leg!'

Lenna and I almost burst trying not to laugh. Now, on to the drabbles!


( Marauders, Road Trip, PG-13 )

( Ron/Luna, Sad Bear, PG )

( Fraser/Ray, Stuck in Traffic, PG-13 )

( Harry/Ron, Hot Tub, NC-17 )

( Severus/Remus, Challenge Drabble, R )