Dear Lordy, What A Day

[said_scarlett]

Instead of talk about things that are going on here, I'm going to tell you about the dream I had last night. Trust me, you'd much rather hear the dream.

So, I was apparently a Sith in training, and was at an orientation kind of thing. Which seemed to consist of hanging out in a cocktail lounge attached to the bridge of the Death Star. We were watching the bridge stuff, and we were all watching Darth Vader and were all in awe. There were all these tv screens everywhere, and first they showed an evacuation video - entitled 'What To Do If There's Only 2 Seconds To Live' or something - and I was with this other person and we were apparently supposed to be blowing up an elevator shaft or something. Then we all gathered around the TV screen in the lounge, because Darth Vader was leaving and we weren't allowed to look at him. But there was an ad for Pokemon on the TV, and Darth Vader stopped and said he loved Pokemon, and then said he wished he had a Dinobot pokemon. And I had one in my pocket apparently, so I gave it to him, and he was all happy.

I hope you enjoyed this installation of Fey's Really Fucked Up Dreams.

Comments

[attilatehbun.livejournal.com]

Darth Vader...said he loved Pokemon

ILU & UR F-ED UP DREAMS

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Clearly the Death Star's true purpose was to help Vader catch'em all. *nods sagely*

IT DOUBLES AS A GIANT POKEBALL! TRUFAX!

[attilatehbun.livejournal.com]

ZOMG YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT!!

YOU HAVE DECIPHERED THE SEKIT MSG OF DA MOVIES!!

NOW I MUST WORSHIP YOU FOREVER O STAR WARS/POKEMAN PROPHETESS



your church clearly requires the cruise control of awesome

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

ALL WORSHIP POKEMASTER VADER! MASTER OF ALL POKEMON!

NOW BRING ME OFFERINGS FOR MASTER VADER!

HAIL <s>H.Y.D.R.A.</s>V.A.D.E.R.!!!!!

[attilatehbun.livejournal.com]

Offering (http://youtube.com/watch?v=YOyb-fqnN28)

[attilatehbun.livejournal.com]

btw, we are thinking of adopting a ferret. My personal inclination is shelter/rescue, but I was wondering what you thought. Do you recommend going to a breeder?

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

It really, really depends. Shelters are awesome, and you can find loving companions, but on the downside, they often have health problems and need a lot more attention than a ferret from a breeder. If you do go the shelter route, I'd definitely say get a pair, as shelter fuzzies most often need a constant companion. A little one from a breeder, raised alone and with all the attention you guys can give, doesn't need that constant friend.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha i had a dream where i was helping the teenaged mutant ninja turtles chase a cow through the back of a theater. XD join da club!

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

.... Having just finished Kotor 2 with the giant floating pokeballs of doom in it, this amuses me SO MUCH. Of course Darth Vader loved pokemon, I bet the force is actually channeling pokemon!

PIKACHU FORCE STORM FOR THE WIN!

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Dude, obviously the Force is fueled by Pokepower.

Nah, Darth Vader would have a bad ass pokemon, like a Growlith or Espeon or Latios or something.

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

Haha, see I know nothing about most actual pokemon, I just know my favorite force powers when playing the game were shock and force storm, which used lightning bolts and fried everyone in the room. It was highly amusing. Although the image of Vader with a pikachu toddling along behind him just amuses me too, for some reason.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

That is a freaking amusing image. Of course I picture Pikachu in a little black cape, with a little lightsaber, lightening-ing disobedient Stormtroopers...

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

Breathing "Pika-CHUUU!' in its most menacing tone. *snickers*

[t3h-toby-chan.livejournal.com]

...

VADER + POKEMON = I LOVE YOUR DREAMS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDD.


(Do you think he lieks mudkips?)

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

They are indeed a thing of beauty. I LIVE TO ENTERTAIN!

(He's all about the psychic and lightening types.)