Dear Lordy, What A Day

[said_scarlett]

Instead of talk about things that are going on here, I'm going to tell you about the dream I had last night. Trust me, you'd much rather hear the dream.

So, I was apparently a Sith in training, and was at an orientation kind of thing. Which seemed to consist of hanging out in a cocktail lounge attached to the bridge of the Death Star. We were watching the bridge stuff, and we were all watching Darth Vader and were all in awe. There were all these tv screens everywhere, and first they showed an evacuation video - entitled 'What To Do If There's Only 2 Seconds To Live' or something - and I was with this other person and we were apparently supposed to be blowing up an elevator shaft or something. Then we all gathered around the TV screen in the lounge, because Darth Vader was leaving and we weren't allowed to look at him. But there was an ad for Pokemon on the TV, and Darth Vader stopped and said he loved Pokemon, and then said he wished he had a Dinobot pokemon. And I had one in my pocket apparently, so I gave it to him, and he was all happy.

I hope you enjoyed this installation of Fey's Really Fucked Up Dreams.

Comments

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

.... Having just finished Kotor 2 with the giant floating pokeballs of doom in it, this amuses me SO MUCH. Of course Darth Vader loved pokemon, I bet the force is actually channeling pokemon!

PIKACHU FORCE STORM FOR THE WIN!

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Dude, obviously the Force is fueled by Pokepower.

Nah, Darth Vader would have a bad ass pokemon, like a Growlith or Espeon or Latios or something.

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

Haha, see I know nothing about most actual pokemon, I just know my favorite force powers when playing the game were shock and force storm, which used lightning bolts and fried everyone in the room. It was highly amusing. Although the image of Vader with a pikachu toddling along behind him just amuses me too, for some reason.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

That is a freaking amusing image. Of course I picture Pikachu in a little black cape, with a little lightsaber, lightening-ing disobedient Stormtroopers...

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

Breathing "Pika-CHUUU!' in its most menacing tone. *snickers*