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[said_scarlett]

Dear Jogger That Just Jogged By the Window,

Your jogging shorts, or whatever they are, are far too small for you. I am now scarred for life.

No love,
Fey

In other news, it looks like I won't be sick for con! I was worried about it again last night, but it looks like tonight will be my bad spell and I will be fine for con. Which is only a week away! I'm really, really excited about that.

Work is relatively busy, so short update. :D

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[ellid.livejournal.com]

Your jogging shorts, or whatever they are, are far too small for you. I am now scarred for life.

And then there was the woman I saw at the laundromat last woman, all 400 untoned pounds of her, in baggy t-shirt knit shorts that were far enough above her knees that she bore a strong resemblance to a Granny Fanny lawn ornament when she bent over to put her laundry in her car....

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. That's something else, right there. At least Too-Short-Shorts only flashed by my window briefly...