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[said_scarlett]

Dear Jogger That Just Jogged By the Window,

Your jogging shorts, or whatever they are, are far too small for you. I am now scarred for life.

No love,
Fey

In other news, it looks like I won't be sick for con! I was worried about it again last night, but it looks like tonight will be my bad spell and I will be fine for con. Which is only a week away! I'm really, really excited about that.

Work is relatively busy, so short update. :D

Comments

[florahart]

Haha. Maybe it's like the guy at my old gym location, who always wore like, these running shorts, made of loose nylon-ey stuff with the split in the side? Kind of maybe like this: http://www.shopfest.com/runners_sportswear/images/shorts/00008-M102.jpg

So far so good. But.

No underwear, loose shorts, and he liked to do handstands on the dip machine.
His dick didn't usually fall out, but visi-balls like, all the time. Everyone else: GOD DUDE STOPPIT.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Those were them exactly! And it looked like they were two sizes too small for him, from what I saw.

Bah! That's awful!

[climbatize.livejournal.com]

...Scary. Hopefully he won't come by your house again.

And yay about not being sick for con! ^^

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

This was the office, actually! Luckily, I can't even see the street from my house. :D

Yes! Yay indeed!

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Your jogging shorts, or whatever they are, are far too small for you. I am now scarred for life.

And then there was the woman I saw at the laundromat last woman, all 400 untoned pounds of her, in baggy t-shirt knit shorts that were far enough above her knees that she bore a strong resemblance to a Granny Fanny lawn ornament when she bent over to put her laundry in her car....

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. That's something else, right there. At least Too-Short-Shorts only flashed by my window briefly...

[lennaofmidearth.livejournal.com]

Huh, Fridays usually aren't too busy. But that's good! At least if it's busy in the way of scheduling stuff.

As you saw, my day off hasn't exactly been all that relaxing. And my coming back to LJ is just a bit overwhelming.

And I know I'm going to forget to get stamps. I'll see you in a couple of hours.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Yeah, got a ton of stuff scheduled! Things are quiet now, though, have been for the passed hour.

Gah, yeah. Blargh.

I'll remind you. Yeah, it won't be too long now. I'm bored out of my wits, now that the phone isn't ringing anymire.

[lennaofmidearth.livejournal.com]

D~ just called. She's getting a ride home from her friend's mom. Yay for not having to go to the bus stop. So I might be in a bit early. Gotta pick up mail and stamps though.

[jadedsilk.livejournal.com]

Hey my dear, I wondered, if you are not too busy...I need a secondary mod for Fullservice..would you be interested in the position? Give me a yell if you can/are!

much love
-Mara

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! I'd be more than happy to help. :D

[jadedsilk.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I am giving you mod status now. Also, I was debating running a writing contest for the community. Would you be willing to help me with judging? And if so, would you give me an MSN or AIM name so that I can contact you (If you have either of those monsters?) Thanks!

-Mara

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

You're more than welcome! Got the email confirmation. :D Oooh, that sounds like a very good idea! I would love to. :D I'm Lustful Thing on AIM. :D And I used way to many smilies in that post....

[jadedsilk.livejournal.com]

There you go! I added you to aim, but I don't know if I did it right.

I'm : xograyfoxox ^_~ SMILIES ROCK!

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Wheee! *adds you back* Now that my AIM has decided to work...

[redrose999.livejournal.com]

Yay! It's not good to be ill during cons. No fun at all. I am glad you are feeling better.

Keep up the chicken soup and hugging pet freinds!

Al sends his Glomps.....


Redrose

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

No, definitely no fun. And no fun being bloated and trying to squeeze into a cosplay outfit!

I have dinner and fuzzies now. :D *hugs*

[13thleprechaun.livejournal.com]

@@; ::Gives Fey hugs:: Don't feel bad. At least the person has shorts on.

And yay for no sickness! :D Much happiness for that!

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is a Very Good Thing!

Yes! Yay!