Jumping Jack Flash Is a Gas....

[said_scarlett]

I am vastly amused.

Mr. Radio has given out so far: a cigarette, a bar of candy, two porno magazines, and a knife. And in his own, messed up way, he has given answers. But Jack answers questions more twistily than a Cheshire Cat.

It's horrible out today, weatherwise. And I think I am very sick, because I spent like an hour throwing up last night and then I was congested and unable to breathe through my nose for a very long time. Ah well. I have tea now!

I got a really, really messed up review on one of my ScarxLust fics today, I don't even understand it. Something about...irony and good write on par....? I don't know. I wish there was an automatic 'moron checker' for those reviews. Translate it from Moron to English.

ANYWAY! I need food, and to hunt down my measuring tape because I need to get some stuff sewed to put up for sale.

I'm sure I'll be back with more spam later.

Comments

[attilatehbun.livejournal.com]

Ok, cause I've been curious for ages. Um. WTF is Mr Radio? I just can't figure it out.


I'm feeling dumb today; maybe I can translate Moron-speak. Seriously, that's how dumb my brain has today. Plus, lols for all.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Mr. Radio is the dude in my icon. Also known as Jack, Alec Doyle, and probably That Bastard. ;) He's a character in that multi-fandom horror RPG I run that takes place in a demonic Mental Institute. Basically, every night he comes on the radio and offers tips and clues in riddles and beatnik speak. Usually with musical accompaniment via the Doors, Pink Floyd, Blue Oyster Cult or David Bowie.

[attilatehbun.livejournal.com]

So not actual porno mags then? :(

Do you actually do a radio show for it, or just RP one?

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

No, just RP porno mags. He also has booze, smokes, weapons and various other goodies he's handing out tonight.

I just write it up and post it on the RP comm, using the Radio journal. Here is a link to some of the posts: http://damned-radio.livejournal.com/

[subversive.livejournal.com]

I've only been stalking the thread with L in the radio man land thingie (and agonizing over the fact that I can't think of a way to cleanly get Light over there without simultaneously tossing away a whole night's worth of pseudo-rep building), and YOU WIN AT LIFE. So like. Yes. Yaaaayyyyy Mr. Radio~♥

I am very, very glad you have tea now, anyway. Tea is good. Please feel better soon? Keeling over from sick = very bad. But yeah, be hydrated and.. other advice like that I can't think of. I know jack shit about this topic, sorry. Mwahadjsfhjkhgf ._.;;

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD STALK THE OTHERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY AND STUFF! (And also, yes, Light should wander over, because OMG Mr. Radio would fuck with him so hard! Seriously, you have no idea!) YAY! I AM GLAD!

yeah, I'm staying hydrated and taking it easy and all those other things you do for a bad cough/cold. :D

[subversive.livejournal.com]

I SHALL ATTEMPT TO DO SO. Possibly later today-- or maybe now. I have a little bit more time left before I need to run off, so yes. (I'll try. How much time do we have left in the shift? I'll see if I can get Light out in his next post, maybe. That doesn't seem very nice, though, just running off without giving people a chance to say bye, but then he did it with Lust 'cause he's a whore [or I'm a whore ._.;;;], and. BUT I WILL TRY. DX Oh god, I hope there's still enough time left in the shift. ._.;; And that fucking bitch working too freaking much doesn't interfere with this too much. Blaahhhhhh.) YAAAAAAAAAAAAY BEING GLAD AND THINGS. \o/ HAPPY IS GOOD.

:D :D :D Good. Get well soon~ ♥

[mister-radio.livejournal.com]

HE CAN ALWAYS BE ALL 'WELL I DON'T WANT TO TAKE UP ROOM THAT HURT PEOPLE MIGHT NEED SO I WILL MAYBE GO AND SAY HI TO THE RADIO GUY, BYE NOW!' AND BE ALL POLITE! SEE?!?! And I have no idea how much time is left, but I'm up for some backthreading with Jack, anyway.

THANK YOU!

[subversive.livejournal.com]

OH, OKAY. THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME, THEN. EventhoughIactuallythinkIforgottoincludethatLightbroughthisradiowithhiminhisfirstleavingroompostohgodI'msoabsent-minded. SO ER YEAH. I SHALL TRY THAT, THEN. THANK YOU. Peachy keen. Thank you again. XD;;

YOU ARE WELCOME.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

And hahaha, I forgot to change journals because I am an idiot. :D Well, there's a radio in the Clinic? OKAY YAY!

[subversive.livejournal.com]

.... Oh wow, I didn't even notice. XD; YAY REPLY FROM MISTER RADIO. And ah, is that so? I'm sorta tempted maybe to smoosh in somehow that Light did bring his radio anyway since forgetting a detail like that is so very not like him (even if it is VERY, VERY ME), but uh. WELL, ANYHOW. Yes. Light will run thataway relatively soonish. Or laterish, depending on when his turn rolls around. I has night class later. ._.

EDIT: And wow I only just now realized that Kadaj would really need/maybe deserve?/benefit more from a visit to Mr. Radio than Light would, but dalfjfjgj Kadaj doesn't have his radio with him and Light's more likely to go there anyway and AUGH, why must they be so difficult. DX *ramblerambleramble* Sorry. ._.

[laverinth.livejournal.com]

The one character I have that might be moving that way is in a thread that isn't moving. T_T I ARE SAD.

Maybe maybe.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Aw, that is sad! HOPEFULLY HE WILL GET THERE!

[leaute.livejournal.com]

See, now I can't get images of River walking up to Kaylee on Serenity and kissing her on the cheek, telling her it's from the Radio Man out of my head.

KAYLEE WAS A LUCKY WENCH. >[

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

I KIND OF WANT FIC OR A PICTURE OF THAT NOW!

YES, YES SHE WAS! And Mr. Radio says he was a lucky bloke.

[leaute.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT. I am tempted, TEMPTED.

So hottttt. Kaylee will live forever in our hearts as the lucky girl who screwed Mr. Radio in the bathroom. XD

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

DOOOO EEEEET!

She will! And Mr. Radio will never be able to go into a bathroom again without feeling all wibbly.

[nijawial.livejournal.com]

Mr. Radio has me so damn paranoid right now it is not even funny.ACK! I still don't know what to do.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

HE DID NOT MEAN TO! Uh... look at it this way: even if L says yes, it's not like Jack can force him to answer anything he doesn't want to. Or he can just say 'I'll answer to the best of my ability' and give himself some wiggle room.

[nijawial.livejournal.com]

L has one think he needs to know before he chooses to make such a deal... and maybe he can set up something interesting... but yeah...If L can't answer a question very well, that means that he must give Mr. Radio the same amount of wiggle room.