said_scarlett | From Twitter 04-04-2010

06:31:06: Silly Happy Monster. I'm not depressed. A fictional character I was writing about is depressed.
06:31:20: But I am in epic amounts of unpleasantness due to my monthlies.
07:00:38: ...Wow, it has been too long when I have to keep looking stuff up for what used to be my main fandom.
08:32:52: I am so tempted to give him the first name of 'Isaak' because it means 'he who laughs'.
08:38:11: @wirdogal So...I kind of started writing the zombie apocalypse. Which do you prefer for Cheeseman's first name: Patya or Taras?
08:59:16: ....Wow. Dude REALLY hates nazis. O.o
10:59:42: SyFy loves me. I'm stuck in bed sick, and I get Rose Red followed by The Stand. :D
11:06:11: It always surprises me that Emily Deschanel is Pam.
11:29:14: "I don't wanna get hanged for this!" "You won't be hanged. We behead criminals with knives." "...that's not even remotely better."
11:42:03: ...Mega *Piranha*? Piranha? Really?
12:22:41: PORN! STOP BEING DEPRESSING!
12:24:31: @yamino_tora I keep trying to finish this one fic, and when things finally get heated up, someone starts to wangst.
12:57:46: Cheesey garlic sticks, Stephen King movies and fic pr0n. What more could I want on a sick day?
13:38:08: @imabitvague Twitter is a bit quiet today.
13:57:07: @thejestersaint I am reasonably sure no one is supposed to fuck the bunnies.
14:04:06: Writing the undressing bits of porn is always awkward. It's worse when certain people insist on wearing terribly complicated clothes.
14:06:29: @yamino_tora ...YES! Clearly it is only to avoid the otherwise often awkward prose of disrobing in a timely and logical fashion
14:08:28: @yamino_tora Yes, but now I'm so tempted to just go that route....Seven layers is a lot of clothes. :(
14:10:08: @yamino_tora Actually, you've given me a great way to get around this! Thank you!
14:11:56: @yamino_tora and the lady is fumbling and frustrated and thinking how they never write about THIS in the romance novels! :D
14:49:56: @imabitvague I would be twittering, but I am writing porn.
15:00:26: @imabitvague Now I'm imagining the reactions to me posting random, out of context snippets of my pr0n!
15:00:39: YAY IT'S FLAGG TIME!
15:00:48: I mean...oh hurrah, The Stand is on!
15:08:22: @imabitvague PORN FOR EVERYONE!
15:20:53: "Please stop saying 'kidnap'. It makes the whole thing sound really creepy!" "But you kidnapped me." "No, I just...commandeered you!"
15:22:03: ...Mick Garris really loves using the basketball-run-over visual for emphasis, doesn't he?
15:37:09: ..So wait. This Merlin on SyFy isn't the other Merlin that's on SyFy? I am very confused.
15:40:06: "I have stridden the fuming ways of sun-hammered tracks and savage hobo jungles..."
15:48:07: @hicherryholmes Don't worry, everyone else on my Tweetlist in the area tweeted about it ASAP, too!
15:49:38: Man, I wish all the reviews I trust weren't giving FFXIII a thumbs down. It looks damn pretty.
15:50:11: But all the reviews say the same thing - weak characters. I cannot play an RPG without a number of characters I can fall in love with.
15:58:06: A very bad thing, Stu. They did a very, very bad thing.
16:24:40: For @imabitvague to entertain! "She allowed herself to be pulled into his lap, sitting sideways with her hands on his bare shoulders...
16:25:27: ...One broad arm encircled her, holding her comfortably in place. He kissed her soundly, and this time she felt his hand...
16:26:00: hesitantly brush against her breast." And there is some tweeted, random, out of context pron!
16:30:19: The center couldn't hold.
16:37:10: Why hallo thar, premature ejaculation! I think it's time you made an appearance....
16:50:39: @thejestersaint And now you know what I do in my spare time! :D
16:54:59: @thejestersaint I actually like writing it into fics a lot, because it can be very cute and realistic.
16:57:11: :D :D :D
17:10:02: Mmmm, how I love to love Nadine....
17:14:14: ...That was a terrible and hilarious typo. 'Mind blowing incredible' ended up as 'Ming blowing incredible'. Good thing I caught that!
18:29:47: ...I just watched that whole thing. Wow.
21:16:47: Yes indeed, Truffles. You run a very tight ship at that.

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