Do Not Go Quietly Into That Dark Fridge!

[said_scarlett]

So, I'm cleaning out my fridge.

I'm maybe a quarter of the way through, and already it has occurred to me that this is not a job that should be undertaken while sober. There are certain tasks, certain rites of passage that simply demand a shot (or two or three) of liquid courage before undertaking.

Clearing the vast Frigidaire Caves of their evil and ever-more-powerful denizens is one of them. One of the top five I'm going to say. There are reaches of this monstrosity that have not seen human eyes in almost a year.

But as it's only eleven o'clock in the morning, I'm forced to journey into the abyss with all of my wits and focus about me. What about a bit of herbal help, you ask? While smoking at 11 o'clock is much different than drinking, I will not be led into that trap! To smoke then immerse oneself in a land of hostile food is to invite disaster!

So here I am, armed with rubber gloves of protection and an apron of defense tied round my nose to guard me against poisonous fumes, about to return to the horror of the vicious and mysteriously stained caverns.

Wish me luck my friends.

Comments

[nijawial.livejournal.com]

Good luck adventurer! May you triumph over the mold monsters and win the princesses hand!

[nijawial.livejournal.com]

*princess's

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Just her hand? Man, that has like...the least meat on it. ;)

[nijawial.livejournal.com]

but think of the jewelry on it! Even if none of it is enchanted it will surely fetch a good price.

[dorknessrising.livejournal.com]

There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive...

Sorry, couldn't resist

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahhahahaha! That made me lol. :D

[dorknessrising.livejournal.com]

I try XD

The only thing worse, I think, is cleaning out the fridge after an extended period without electricity. Baking soda, she is your bestest friend.

[attilatehbun.livejournal.com]

...this really sounds like it needs to be a video game, like, right away. Like an old-school computer game or something.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

This is how I motivate myself to do house chores. A combination of pretending it's a video game mini-game I need to complete for awesome prizes and promising myself sweet, sweet mary-jane later if I complete the task at hand. Properly.